Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 by Matt Felser
Michael Vick Could Need a Second Mortgage
As if Michael Vick didn’t have enough crap to deal with, he has been slapped with another lawsuit. However, this suit is more than just a gambling or animal cruelty claim. An inmate in a South Carolina penitentiary is accusing Vick of stealing two pitbulls and selling them on eBay.
It gets crazier. The alleged victim went on to accuse Vick of having al-Queda ties and using his profits to buy nuclear weapons from Iran. I couldn’t make this up if I tried. The prisoner, Jonathan Riches, said ““Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes.” I’m not sure what hopes are being dashed, but Riches is asking for $63 trillion in compensation (towards the end of the FOX article, it says $63 billion, but the suit says trillion) .
View the suit here.(”Due to restrictions on typewriters, this suit is handwritten.”)
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